The Poopie List

i got this from another's blog... =D

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.
Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Dog Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.
The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

The Yellow People

My favorite color is yellow, and here's what it says about me:

Yellow: The color of happiness, wisdom, and imagination, Yellow is chosen by the mentally adventurous, searching for novelty and self-fulfillment. Yellow usually goes with a sunny and shrewd personality, with a good business head and a strong sense of humor. It is the color of intellectuality and all things to do with the mind. Yellow folks are usually clear and precise thinkers who have a good opinion of their own mental capacities and who have lofty ideals. They may at times tend to shun responsibility, preferring freedom of thought and action.


If you want to see yours just click --> http://www.care2.com/channels/solutions/self/815

im cool... i feel so cool... yeah...

yeeeyyy... why do i felt that way? its because i drove a car just this evening... wooohooo it was oh so totally total!... Waaaa can't believe i actually drove a car... haha.. i am just so very happy with myself (*taps head*) tehehehe

it was like this... we went to this subdivision, luis went with these friends of ours to look around the clubhouse which was so very grand. btw, went to that subdivision to look for the house model of the house and lot that was for sale... so on and so on... so they went inside the clubhouse, while i was left outside i found out that luis left the car key... so i was staring at the car and this thought just came to my mind... (actually, i was talking to myself saying).. hmmm i can drive this thing, i've gotta try... so i sneak inside the car while everyone was inside the clubhouse, twist the key... then brrr... brrrr... i didnt felt nervous, i was just so calm and relaxed... told myself okay, step on the clutch, shift the gear, let go of the handbrake slowly, step on the gas let go of the clutch slowly... and drive... brrrooommm... wow, I DID IT! i so totally did it. turned to the left, down.. down... down... drive... drive... drive... then reversed... back.. back.. back... turned to the right.... up... up... up... drive... drive... drive... and im back to where it was parked before... aaahhhaaahh im so proud of myself (*smiles*)

my feet muscles weren't tensed as they used to when luis is beside me (maybe he's the reason why i get nervous driving before), they were just relaxed.

i gotta drive more... *sighs* i can drive... i can actually drive!

but after that driving, just in time as i was back to its parking place, luis came out of the clubhouse... hehehe just imagine his look...

read... read.. and more reading...

so i finished reading all the mails sent to me at y360, almost 300 mails, whew, but nothing to worry about my eyes, they're still perfectly a-ok. So today, im gonna read past blogs from friends to catch up with everything...

and just this morning while reading a friend's blog i found this compilation wich i cant resist to put here in mine so read on, this'll make you stop for a while and think about yourself...

1. If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.
   
2. Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.
   
3. It is better to be a nobody who accomplishes something than a somebody who accomplishes nothing.
   
4. Enjoy yourself. These are the "good old days" you're going to miss in the years ahead.
   
5. Never run from your fears. Because when they catch up to you, you're too tired to fight.
   
6. It's better to lose your ego to one u love the most, than to lose the one you love the most because of your ego.
   
7. Many actresses won't wear a dress that's not original, but they'll take a secondhand husband.
   
8. Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
   
9. All my life I wanted to be someone. I guess I should have been more specific.
10. The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1

so there...

blog... blog... blog... and more blog...

so now im back on the net, got time again to surf and blog, and read friends' blogs... so much reading to be done.. =). ill make a one line summary to everything that happened here.

1. My father is missing!
2. Got a very wonderful New Year present! - will post pic of this on summer teeheehee :o)
3. Downgraded hp from T310 to Nokia 1100
4. Upgraded hp, got an Ericsson Z200 colored flipfone now. - Oh goody goody me... =)
5. Did the physical inventory of krootz.
6. Bought two Pentium 3s.
7. Got another 1,000 pcs. puzzle. whoohoo
8. New perfume in a very cute bottle with a very nice color.
9. Got marbles, big ones and small ones... yeeheeeyyy
10. Found out i had a talent in baking.
11. Is planning to dye hair!

Christmas was not that merry here, it was such a bore, we went to k'quit to eat, after an hour, went home to sleep... urgghh... But, the food i prepared was great, had a picture of it and my questions and answers from the people who ate (it was a sort of survey thing for me.. hehe), so i had declared meself a chef! The reunion was way too much better, was more fun compared to last year... New year was ok!

So there...